'86 Rabbit

A FANGirl's Forkstress of Solitude

And I’m back!

So, I’m back and ready to discuss Bill Condon directing Breaking Dawn. I never saw Dreamgirls, but it obviously did very well. Who could forget Jennifer Hudson jumping from American Idol to the big screen and winning a Golden Globe and an Oscar her first time out? Only 15 people, including Hudson, have won Oscars for their debut films BTW. While Hudson is undoubtedly an amazing performer, it speaks highly for Condon’s direction that an actor with so little experience could be directed to an award-worthy performance.

The only other film by Condon that I can comment on is Kinsey. I thought it was well done. Most notable here is the portrayal of pain and discomfort that can be caused by sexual relationships that are outside the norm. More important is the message that just because the relationship may be outside the norm doesn’t mean it’s necessarily wrong. The skill with which Condon handled this could come in handy with Breaking Dawn. Now if only he can put some of his writing experience (Dreamgirls, Kinsey, Chicago) to use and “improvise” during filming.

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May 8, 2010 Posted by | Breaking Dawn | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Twilight Mistakes

**Moved from original blog**

’86 Rabbit on October 30, 2008 at 10:14 pm

After a discussion on MySpace with a friend I’ll just call Stalker for now, I decided to write about why the “mistakes” in The Twilight Saga might not have been mistakes.

First, I’d like to discuss Carlisle’s many supposed mistakes. I took the Which Male Twilight Character Are You quiz and tested as Carlisle, so I feel the need to defend this “”tard” as you called him. Carlisle is a brilliant fellow, but he’s been studying human medicine for centuries. He’s not a fighter. He doesn’t like spilling blood. More than that, he’s been trying to blend in. He can’t do anything flashy. I can imagine his focus has been to save as many people as possible without getting noticed. That’s probably how he ended up in Chicago during the Spanish Influenza outbreak. So many doctors, so little time. He could work without getting noticed. With the brainpower we now know vampires to have he could have been at the forefront of the research being done. He might have saved a lot more lives, but he would have had to have worked during the day, and he would have gotten caught. Carlisle is clearly a master of flying under the radar to have practiced for so long.

We have to remember that we’re reading a fantasy book, in which we expect realism along with the drama. There’s a fine line there. If Carlisle, or anyone else, had the perfect answers immediately there would be no drama, no tension. We have the answers because we have knowledge of foreshadowing, symbolism, and having read countless other books, seen countless other movies to show us the way. Do you notice the foreshadowing in your own life while it’s happening? If you call it symbolism, do you call it that before, during, or after the event? If we want any sort of realism in our fiction, we have to allow our characters the same degree of discovery in their lives as we have in our own. It will be boring if every challange is solved in 30 seconds. Furthermore there would have only been one Twilight book, two tops, and that would have been sad.

So what does my Stalker friend think Carlisle did wrong? Let me count the ways.

1. Carlisle should have taken some of Bella’s blood as a secret weapon during the battle with Victoria’s army. I disagree. Carlisle’s talents, as mentioned earlier, lie with healing and maintaining the Cullen family’s cover. If anyone should have come up with this idea it should have been Jasper, the only one with combat experience, both human and vampire; Edward, who quickly rejected Jasper’s unspoken idea to have bella present at the battle to distract the newborns with a potential tasty treat; or Bella herself, who knew she would pull a Third Wife at some point, but didn’t think to go to Carlisle and have him take a few viles of blood in case of emergency. I for one am glad that a no one thought of this. I don’t think the battle would have gone so well for our heroes if they, too, had been distracted by Bella’s blood. Their control might be much better than the newborns’ but it would still have been a powerful distraction. Bella planting her blood on the trail to the combat zone was a much better idea. The newborns arrived already distracted.

2. Carlisle should have fed Bella blood sooner. Sure, you and I figured that out, but the drama again lies in Carlisle’s training. Human women eat, the baby gets fed, and all is good. When human women has horrible, horrible morning sickness that lasts all day and all night and doesn’t let you eat, doctors give you IV fluids and work on your nutrition that way. Treat the mom, treat the baby. Centuries of experience told him this is what to do, hybrid baby or no, the mom is still human. If, after a half hour, Carlisle said, “AHA! Screw, my medical experience, my gut tells me that Bella needs to drink blood, and a lot of it, STAT!” I, frankly, would have been disappointed. There’s no drama there.

I had a good start on “Bella’s Paper Cut,” but my computer decided to freak out and I lost it. I’ll leave that for later. It’s bed time again.

February 13, 2009 Posted by | Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, Essays, Twi-Media | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments