'86 Rabbit

A FANGirl's Forkstress of Solitude

Captain’s…er…log 2: The Wrath of Canned Frosting

Dear Captain Cupcake,

While it seems I may be the first to refer to you as such (online anyway), it seems that this name has been given to others previously. Who could forget Hostess’s Captain Cupcake? Me obviously.

UrbanDictionary, of whom I’m normally a great fan, has this to say on the subject of ‘Captain Cupcake’:

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
Well, that is not Captain Kirk at all (except maybe if there are Romulans involved). Please know that I in no way, shape, or form meant to disparage you. Quite the contrary. My attempt to objectify you was meant in the nicest way possible. Captain Cupcake simply refers to the running “Cupcake” gag in Star Trek. Well, that and your aforementioned yumminess.
So, ‘Captain Cupcake’…we’re taking it back! I just wanted to clear that up before Twinkie the Kid hauled me off to the hooscow.
Did I mention that Robert Pattinson still hasn’t called…schedule free…and all that?
Call Me,
♥Rabbit
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May 19, 2009 Posted by | Actors, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment